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I am now a famous vegetarian

Posted on 2007.09.12 at 23:03
So Kitty and I are going to be famous among vegetarians!

Last year was our first veg Thanksgiving and we had gotten the Tofurky Feast (Tofurky is a very popular brand of veg "meat" products for those who don't know) It comes with a Tofurky roast, stuffing, gravy, dumplings etc. It was pretty good too.

On the box was something that said "Tell us your Vegetarian Thanksgiving Story" and asked for people to post stories and pictures to the Tofurky website.We took some pics and Kitty posted them and a little story for us and that was the last we thought of it.

So I get home from my parents house just now and read email msgs from Kitty saying in capital letters CALL ME NOW!! IMPORTANT! I got worried she was in danger and called her right away. Turns out she just got an email from Turtle Island Foods/Tofurky that said:


We put you on the box for this year's feast--congrats--will send you some boxes and a care package--including a bowling shirt with your name embroidered. Please let me know what size you are (both of you).

Heather Lindseth"

That's right kids. Kitty and I are going to be on the box for the Tofurky Feast this year. Here's the picture we sent them.

HAH! Look for me signing autographs on the boxes at Whole Foods in November!


dirty fossil
skweemish at 2007-09-13 03:13 (UTC) (Link)
Ahhh that's the best thing ever!
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 09:53 (UTC) (Link)
I'm pretty psyched. I think my glasses are crooked lol
a prairie squid companion
skincage at 2007-09-13 04:12 (UTC) (Link)
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 09:53 (UTC) (Link)
I will have frost on my face in the freezer at Whole Foods!
Julianus Homo Erectus
cogshiftingman at 2007-09-13 05:10 (UTC) (Link)
Ha! That's brilliant. Congratulations!
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 09:54 (UTC) (Link)
I'm pretty awed by the whole turn of events
Dolores Haze
lolife at 2007-09-13 11:55 (UTC) (Link)
That is beyond awesome. :D
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 09:55 (UTC) (Link)
The tofurky Turkey is actually pretty damn delicious, but this years box models are kinda tasty as well. I guess you knew that already.
wmc718 at 2007-09-13 12:14 (UTC) (Link)
THAT'S RAD! will you sign my chest as well as my box?
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 09:56 (UTC) (Link)
Yes it is and no I won't..unless I see proof that you actually ate some, then I will.
wmc718 at 2007-09-16 17:13 (UTC) (Link)
you're daring a fat guy to eat food? YOU HAVE NERVE! next thing, you're gonna dare me to like broads, or enjoy a day in the park, or, heaven forbid, drink a glass of water! you are one bold little jew to dare me to eat!!!

phaedra_13 at 2007-09-13 14:54 (UTC) (Link)
Woo-hoo!! I'm not vegetarian by any means, but I think I just might have to purchase a Tofurkey Feast this year!! :D
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 09:57 (UTC) (Link)
The Tofurky Turkey is good, but the box models taste better than the Tofurkey
phaedra_13 at 2007-09-17 21:48 (UTC) (Link)
"but the box models taste better than the Tofurkey" -- I have no doubts about that. :)
bbnewsflash at 2007-09-13 16:22 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, can I add you? I saw your [mis]post in the veg community and see you're in Brooklyn. I'm moving to Park Slope from London in a couple weeks.
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-13 16:28 (UTC) (Link)
Absolutely. Where are you moving to and why? I love Park Slope. My girl sickrobot is a bartender at Lucky 13 on 5th Ave. I go there from time to time.
bbnewsflash at 2007-09-14 23:59 (UTC) (Link)
I'll be right off 5th Ave., near Grand Army Plaza.

I'm an editor at a financial magazine. Our HQ is in London, where I live now, but taking my work to New York for the next year.

Tell me more about Lucky 13 -- it looks great.
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 09:59 (UTC) (Link)
Your icon looks like one of the Menendez brothers lol

Lucky 13 is a metal and hardcore bar..small but comfortable. You go there, take money out of your wallet, hand it to Sickrobot, she throws horns and hands you a cold beer. Then you drink it and bang your head to awesome tunes and sick videos. Then repeat until drunk. It's pretty basic but fairly enjoyable.
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Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 10:00 (UTC) (Link)
I might bring a box or two into the moshpit and feed the dancers
vedi_cakes at 2007-09-13 18:53 (UTC) (Link)
Oh wow, awesome! :)
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 10:01 (UTC) (Link)
I'm almost as fabulous as you now. Almost.
crasshole at 2007-09-14 14:17 (UTC) (Link)
thats rad!! i can look at yer beautiful faces this year when we are eating our tofurkey as well! :)
Matthew Melnick
spliffrd at 2007-09-16 10:02 (UTC) (Link)
I hope I will inspire hunger and happiness, not nausea!
Hey how have you been, anyway? Haven't seen you commenting in a while! Hope you're doing ok and still as excellent as you were before. I'm sure you are.
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